i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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