Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
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sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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