nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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