READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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