you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
My life is pants optional.
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