I bet he comes in French.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
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there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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