So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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