It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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