His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
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