I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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