I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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