I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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