What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.