As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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