I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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