id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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