I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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