she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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