i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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