It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Randomize
