actually, I'm a sock model
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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