Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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