she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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