Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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