is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I believe in your delicious
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Randomize
