she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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