I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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