its not stalking. its research.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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