you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"