If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
sick fucks of a feather flock together
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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