Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone