I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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