that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Still dying that you shit outside
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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