i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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