Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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