I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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