i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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