Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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