Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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