The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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