I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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