so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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