But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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