stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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