Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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