I don't think brook has ever known best
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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