was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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