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Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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