Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
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Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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