we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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