bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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