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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  This baby is an asshole

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened

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