last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.