areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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