we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
