I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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